[Dido lecture intro]

[menacing synths]

Cup too big
Pot too big
Cup too big
Pot too big
Cup too big
Pot too big
Cup too big
Pot too big

You need something smaller
Cannot blame the weather
This is not a problem wit yo'
Thermostat or sweater

It’s too much liquid all at once
The problem centers in your cup
I know you want a pic for the gram
With the kids and the fam in the setting sun
but..

Please I beg you
Change your schedule
Infuse more often
Leave more headroom


Three sips is perfect
Four sips, indulgent
Five sips is just overkill
You make problems then you gotta solve it

With a thermos
What the fuck use is a thermos
Why pay for leaf and then burn it

You’re making me nervous
I’m talking in earnest

Cup too big
Pot too big
Cup too big
Pot too big
Cup too big
Pot too big
Cup too big
Pot too big

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Sorry but I’m not enjoying
Hard to top hot water boiling
That app is a lotta coin
And I find your voice annoying

I’m not a brand on youtube
I just want to drink gushu
My cup does not need bluetooth
Can’t trick me but they fooled you

Listen
if you got a problem with yo’ temp
That needs assistance
I might have a few ["I might"//"few"] small suggestions
But first little Tazo brewing mechanism needs suspension

Expulsion
Stop brewing tea in a cauldron


Cup too big
Pot too big
Cup too big
Pot too big
Cup too big
Pot too big
Cup too big

[Train metaphor to help with your transition from western style to gongfucha]