[Hotline Interlude]

He was born in Athens,
I was born in California

He’s tall and massive
Me I’m kinda normal

14inches, 60 pounds
You do the math on that
He’s tall, I’m round


Five hundred and fifty six thousand dollars every game
Dang
Sometimes I spring for takeout by digging under cushions for loose
Change


Hey yo Giannis, how’d you get this Paul kid in yo’ pocket

I mean sometimes he likes my comments

But his loyalty to you leaves me astonished

Who would want to open up IG and in their feed only see their own Teaware company
Plus one freak

Do you even drink tea?

Or is it only Gatorade and powdered whey in outer space?

You’re gettin’ trainers
and masseuses
Supplements
And juices

I hate to be nuisance
but I had to vent my two cents

Giannis


You were born in Athens,
I was born in California

You’re strong and massive
Me, I’m kinda normal

You go from three point line to dunking in a single bound

I’ve been trying jumping but my feet won’t seem to leave the ground

Giannis


Five hundred and fifty six thousand dollars every game
Dang
It must be pure delusion to think that Paul would treat us both the
Same


The chance that you’ll follow me
on IG
Is about as likely as the Bucks goin’ back to back for a repeat

They ain’t gon’ get it
Ok I said it

But I ain’t here to diss if it’s your favorite team Paul
If i was talkin shit I’d save it for my tea blog

So you got Two Dogs,
And you write tea blogs,
And I write tea blogs,
We both like bball

Let's not seesaw
It just seems wrong
Like Ann not gettin’ followed by King Kong


This is not a fan song
This is not a Stan song
This is just a mano y mano: man to man song

Oh you thought that the hook would come
Well I’m not done
Unlike that tiny little little sample of that baimudan
I make my points one by one
I like tea that will numb my tongue
And you provide that tong by tong
So hit that follow button
And you’ll never hear from me again

But if you don’t man,
Welcome to the bromance
I’m just a poor man
Lookin’ for my openin’

YUH

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